Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 420 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Kill 500 enemies
Upgrade to level 6
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Upgrade to level 10
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
First Boss defeated!
No Misses!
Second Boss defeated!
Third Boss defeated!
Fourth Boss defeated!
Final Boss defeated!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.